"last night everything broke"

and by everything, i mean the Internet. but this was only the tip of the Q, as i sit here in my room with wet underwear and socks strewn across my bed. the dryer is eating quarters, and everything is going according to plan... but the plan is messed up.

i started working on a syllabus for an imaginary class yesterday, and last night i watched Brown Bunny which was boring as well as crude. i spoke with my sister in Baltimore who informed me that the new boy is falling short of the horizontal. and, when i slept, i dreamed that i was shoveling mud amidst punditry concerning the former lovers of a friend recently referred to by Japanese authorities as "the decedent."

this is the second law of thermodynamics, and it is a beautiful thing.