10 things that happened over the weekend

1. Saw one
peacock 2. Canoed
past an alligator. 3. Completed
one book proposal. 4. Enjoyed one party
shut down by police. 5. Attended one modern
dance performance. 6. Witnessed yin caught off-guard by

an orgasm.

7. Learned that "it takes a team to make a family." 8.
Watched a drunken gourmet chef urinate in a
garden. 9. Gave two dollars in change to a
parking lot bodhisattva. 10. Listened
to a defense attorney rant
about "the Christian
Taliban."