Wednesday, December 24, 2008

disgusting

i was going to write about waiting and wonkiness, but i was just informed by my host that she would be preparing cauliflower mash tonight, some sort of repugnant substitute for mashed potatoes. i told her i would be having none of it, based on my belief that the cauliflower is some sort of monstrous, disgusting alien life form.

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