bugs

last night Jache's girlfriend came by so i could sign a belated birthday present. i did so, referencing The Document to ascertain the particularities of our peculiarities. i was pleased, but not surprised, to find circles and prime numbers in the course of my (brief) research. but this is beside the point.

the point is that Jache's girlfriend had her scabies-ridden friend with her. she recounted the events leading up to her infection, and i listened in horror as i tried to manuever her away from my bedding. she said not to worry, that it was transmitted by protracted skin-to-skin contact, and she now had Scabicide on the case.

they left, and i spent the rest of the night itching from the psychosomaticism.