Thursday, August 6, 2009

psoas v. fornication

i had the most incredible session with a body worker today, and she told me i was uptight, twisted, torqued, contorted, and that my psoas iliacus felt like i was about to have my period. this news, of course, would be less distressing if i had a uterus, and i asked her what i could do to loosen up my spastic psoas. her response was more sublime than i could have ever imagined:
fornication.

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