i read what?

i got an A on my oral exam for French class yesterday. (sadly,) no kissing was involved, but this is beside the point.

the point is that i just finished the worst academic article i have ever read, perhaps the worst ever written. its ability to conflate ideas was surpassed only by its lack of sophistication. some of my favorites:

"...what it comes down to in the unconscious mind of the common soldier is the passive submission to homosexual rape. Not an inviting prospect..."

"Because of its inherently non-Newtonian nature, the nuclear weapon cannot be an extension of the hand, or phallus..."

"If nuclear violence takes an overt form, it will be the worst thing that has ever happened."