Top 10 Thanksgiving Dinner Conversations

Last night my yin and I enjoyed a veritable feast in Homestead: tuna tartare, fresh tabbouleh, homemade vegan marshmallows, pavlovas, barley salad, roasted asparagus, and the insanely delicious lime caviar:

 But this is beside the point.

The point is that yesterday's tofu-making enterprise failed to materialize, squeezed out by the above-mentioned delicacies... and the conversations listed below:

Top 10 Thanksgiving Dinner Conversations

 

10. James Gilligan's disease model of violence.

9. The search for the perfect email address.

8. Game theory and orders of infinity. 

7. The problem with charter schools.

6. Who's worse: AT&T or Comcast?

5. How to make $40 million/year. 

4. Mersenne primes that aren't.

3. "Jeffrey" versus "Jeffery." 

2. Symbiosis with Siri.            

                          1. The Illuminati.